This morning is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just unreal. I don't even know what to say.

This complete mess has left me feeling flabbergasted. I need a moment to even think about this.

It’s like check here something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a suit. It looked totally unfazed. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Seriously I Can't Wrap My Head Around It!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't think what just happened. I was sitting down the street when all of a sudden this giant squirrel flew down from a tree. It was carrying a miniature sword! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, flew up into the sky. I still can't believe what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! utterly surprising

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• Possibly it was a dream? {I just can'tfigure out this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely insane. I don't understand what we've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.